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Ken: “‘McDonald’s McMuffin’ is three words! We deserve triple points.”
Word: Gift
Ken pronunciation: Kid
Carmen: Hey… we… need… to… get… a… gift… for… the… graduates.
Ken-phonics: Hun?! Oh! Hey Carmen, did you get a kid?
Dora: You mean a “gift”?
Ken-phonics: That’s whadda said, a “kid”.
Word: Outliers
Ken pronounciation: Outleers
There are some words that we see and pronounce.
Then there are some words that Ken sees and pronounce.
Word: Ray
Ken pronunciation: Ray
Word: Roy
Ken pronunciation: Ray
During this semester, there has been a friendly challenge to encourage one of our very own Kairos 3 leader to lose a certain amount of weight by June 2009. We’ll just call him Brother K on condition of anonymity.
The challenge is simple: Brother K needs to lose a predetermined amount of weight by June 2009. If he does not, his friends like Andy in Kairos 2 and Tony in Kairos 1, who agreed to keep him accountable will need to ante up an unspecified amount, each, into the Kairos fund. And as consolation, I will treat Brother K and Kairos 3 staff to Fresh Choice to eat some healthy humble pie in the spirit of oneness.
On the other hand, if Brother K loses the required weight by June 2009, I will treat Brother K and Kairos 3 staff to Fresh Choice to celebrate his hard earned work.
There have been sightings of Brother K running through the mean streets of Alameda as his main mode of transportation.
I overheard someone say to Brother K, “Wow, if you pull this off, you could very well be the poster child of determination, excellence and healthy living.”
So 3 weeks 7 weeks (extension) away… what do you think will happen? Sound off…
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